I am in a vortex of obligation.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
