Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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