In the future we'll all be gay
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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