why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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