I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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