hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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