Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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