Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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