i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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