She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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