with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.