A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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