dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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