this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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