I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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