the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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