Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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