k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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