So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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