Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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