Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Randomize
