Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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