Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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