i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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