but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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