Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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