Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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