I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
