All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
birth control should be required to get into college
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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