Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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