I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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