Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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