you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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