remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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