so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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