it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So apparently I’m into choking now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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