She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Threesome in a minivan. New low
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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