ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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