i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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