Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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