i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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