It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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