He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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