Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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