dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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