I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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