I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.