Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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