Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You almost got us killed.
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Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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