The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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