he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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