I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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