Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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