I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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