my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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