all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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