I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
