You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
