Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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